Life; Douglas Adams
“You live and learn. At any rate, you live.”
-Douglas Adams
Destination; Douglas Adams
“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”
-Douglas Adams
Excuse; Hitchhiker’s Guide
Ford slung the Guide sullenly back into his satchel.
“My doctor says I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber,” he muttered to himself, “and that I am therefore excused from saving universes.”
-Douglas Adams, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish
Dangerous; Hitchhiker’s Guide
“You mean they want to arrest me over the phone?” said Zaphod. “Could be, I’m a pretty dangerous dude when I’m cornered.”
“Yeah,” said the voice from under the table. “You go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.”
-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Creation of the Universe; Hitchhiker’s Guide
In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and had been wildly regarded as a bad move.
-Douglas Adams, The Resteraunt at the End of the Universe
